Quote by Ali G

"Booyakasha! That's what I'm talking about, innit."

"Respect to the ladies, you get me?"

"I'm 'aving a laugh, I am."

"Safe, blud. Safe."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."