Quote by Ali G

"Booyakasha! That's what I'm talking about, innit."

"Respect to the ladies, you get me?"

"I'm 'aving a laugh, I am."

"Safe, blud. Safe."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."