Quote by Rick Sanchez

"I'm the smartest person in the universe. I invented my own science."

"Wubba lubba dub dub! That's my catchphrase for existential pain."

"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die."

"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."