"Shut up, Morty."
"I'm the smartest person in the universe. I invented my own science."
"Wubba lubba dub dub! That's my catchphrase for existential pain."
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die."
"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer."
All quotes by Rick Sanchez
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
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