Quote by Hank Schrader

"Well, I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, right?"

"Jesus Christ, Marie, they're minerals!"

"A man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated or respected."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."