Quote by Hank Schrader

"Well, I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, right?"

"Jesus Christ, Marie, they're minerals!"

"A man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated or respected."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."