Quote by Hank Schrader

"Well, I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, right?"

"Jesus Christ, Marie, they're minerals!"

"A man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated or respected."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."