Quote by Quark

"I'm a Ferengi. I don't have principals, I have profit margins."

"A woman is like a warp core - handle with care or she'll explode in your face."

"Profit is its own reward."

"Never make a deal without understanding the profit potential."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"