Quark

"I'm a Ferengi. I don't have principals, I have profit margins."

"The way to a woman's heart is through her ears."

"A woman is like a warp core - handle with care or she'll explode in your face."

"Profit is its own reward."

"Never make a deal without understanding the profit potential."

"Life is too short to spend it making other people rich."

"A satisfied customer is my most profitable customer."

"Never ask a Ferengi to choose between duty and profit - you know what he'll pick."

"Family is everything, but profit comes in a close second."

"In business, as in love, timing is everything."

"I've learned that the best deals are the ones where both sides think they're getting the better end."

"The real treasure isn't latinum, it's the opportunity to make latinum."

"A man without profit is a man without purpose."

"Never underestimate the power of a good reputation."

"The way to survive is to adapt and profit from change."

"Knowledge is only valuable if it can be converted into profit."

"I may not be the strongest or the fastest, but I'm still here."

"Beauty fades, but profit is eternal."

"Never let sentiment interfere with a good business opportunity."

"Fear is just an opportunity to negotiate better terms."

"The universe doesn't owe you anything - you have to take what you want."

"Good health is the foundation of a profitable life."

"Adventure is just another word for opportunity."

"Imagination is what separates the successful businessman from the poor one."

"Technology is just another tool to increase profit."

"History teaches us that the cunning survive longer than the strong."

"Philosophy is fine for people who can't make a living."

"I don't believe in politics - I believe in what works."

"War is bad for business, peace is worse."

"The only thing that really matters is the bottom line."