Quark

"Life is a zero-sum game - my profit is your loss."

"Love is temporary, but a good profit margin is forever."

"The key to happiness is knowing your value."

"Never negotiate with someone who has nothing to lose."

"Change is opportunity for those smart enough to see it."

"Knowledge without profit is just trivia."

"Time is money, so don't waste either."

"Freedom costs, but it's worth every strip of latinum."

"Peace is just the absence of profitable warfare."

"Adventure is for people with nothing better to do with their time."

"Imagination without execution is just daydreaming."

"Technology should always serve profit."

"History is written by the winners, and the winners are always profitable."

"The best defense is a profitable business."

"Patience is just delayed profit."

"Kindness is good business practice."

"Strength is measured by your bank account."

"Fear is what keeps you alive long enough to make money."

"Power comes to those willing to seize it."

"Health is wealth, and I collect both."

"Dreams are nice, but profits are necessities."

"Humor makes the profit taste sweeter."

"Beauty is only skin deep, but profit is permanent."

"Death and taxes - the only certainties. But at least I can profit from both."

"Gratitude from customers is the best form of payment."

"Creativity is turning a problem into a solution you can sell."

"Justice is whatever I can get away with."

"Solitude costs too much to afford."

"The secret to long life is knowing when to compromise."

"I've never met a problem a little latinum couldn't solve."