Quark

"Friendship is just networking with benefits."

"Family might be first, but profit is a close second."

"I look forward to the future - there's money in it."

"The only constant in this world is profit."

"I didn't survive this long by playing by the rules."

"Every interaction is a potential transaction."

"Success is never accidental - it's always calculated."

"The best profit is the one nobody else sees coming."

"A Ferengi without profit is like a Starfleet officer without his uniform - purposeless."

"The customer is always right, even when they're wrong."

"Love is a beautiful thing, but profit is eternal."

"Never trust a Starfleet officer bearing gifts - there's always a catch."

"The way to a person's heart is through their wallet."

"Every problem has a solution, and every solution has a price."

"A handshake is worth nothing - get it in writing."

"Life is about taking chances and making profit."

"The Ferengi way isn't about being evil; it's about being practical."

"Never underestimate the power of a well-placed bribe."

"Friendship is wonderful, but business is better."

"Death means the end of profit - the greatest tragedy."

"Hope is a luxury only the wealthy can afford."

"Courage is admirable, but caution is profitable."

"Change is inevitable, so you might as well profit from it."

"Education is an investment in future earnings."

"Knowledge is only valuable if it makes you latinum."

"Time is money - don't waste either."

"The truth hurts, but a good lie can be profitable."

"Freedom is a privilege worth paying for."

"Peace is profitable when there's no war to trade in."

"Nature is beautiful until it interferes with business."