Quark

"Good relationships are built on mutual financial benefit."

"Solitude gives you time to count your profits."

"Honor is a luxury item - ask for payment."

"Family comes first - especially when they owe you money."

"Happiness is a full bank account."

"Success is measured in profit, period."

"Never give anything away for free - that's bad business."

"Love makes people do foolish things - like spend money."

"A smile costs nothing, so charge for the real service."

"Wisdom is knowing when to cut your losses."

"The best deals are the ones your opponent doesn't realize they made."

"Friendship should never interfere with a good transaction."

"Hope can be sold to the desperate at premium prices."

"Courage is admirable in your competitors - less profitable though."

"The only constant in life is the need to make profit."

"Education teaches you how to make better deals."

"Knowledge of your customer's weakness is priceless."

"Time spent not making profit is time wasted."

"The truth is negotiable - find out the customer's price."

"Freedom to trade is the greatest freedom of all."

"Peace is the worst thing for weapons dealers."

"Nature provides free resources - use them wisely."

"Art is only as valuable as the fool willing to buy it."

"Science proves that profit is the universal law."

"Music in a bar makes customers drink more - that's profit."

"Faith in yourself is faith in your ability to hustle."

"Leadership means knowing who to exploit first."

"Work is life - make sure you're getting paid for yours."

"Dreams are tools for motivation when profit is the goal."

"Humor oils the wheels of commerce."