Quark

"Patience isn't a virtue, it's a strategy."

"Kindness is just good customer service."

"Every problem is just a profit opportunity in disguise."

"I didn't survive this long by being naive."

"The best way to make friends is to make money together."

"Hope is what people have when they're out of options."

"Courage is knowing when to hold and when to fold."

"Education is an investment in future profit."

"Life is a series of transactions - you might as well profit from them."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy the things that make you happy."

"Dreams are what keep you going when profit is slow."

"Humor is the best way to defuse a tense negotiation."

"Peace is nice, but profitability is better."

"Nature is fine for people without a business to run."

"Art has value only if someone will pay for it."

"Science is just another way to make money."

"Music soothes the savage customer."

"Faith is good, but contracts are better."

"A leader is someone who can convince others to make him rich."

"Work is what separates the successful from the lazy."

"Death is the only thing worse than a bad deal."

"Gratitude is a luxury for the wealthy."

"Creativity is just problem-solving for profit."

"Justice should be swift and profitable."

"I've learned that solitude is expensive."

"The only rules that matter are the ones you can enforce."

"Relationships are investments - choose your partners wisely."

"I didn't get where I am by being honest."

"Money talks, everything else is just noise."

"Success is measured in bars of latinum, nothing else."