Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is not to gain weight. - Tai Frasier

"Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is not to gain weight."

Tai Frasier Humor

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"As if! I would never wear something like that."

"It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."

"You're a virgin who can't drive."

"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of cereal."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."