"That's so classic."
"As if! I would never wear something like that."
"It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."
"You're a virgin who can't drive."
"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of cereal."
All quotes by Tai Frasier
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
All Humor quotes