Quote by Tai Frasier

"As if! I would never wear something like that."

"It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."

"You're a virgin who can't drive."

"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of cereal."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"