Who said "I mean, it's not a conspiracy, it's just the way things are"?

This quote is attributed to Tai Frasier.

I mean, it's not a conspiracy, it's just the way things are - Tai Frasier

"I mean, it's not a conspiracy, it's just the way things are"

Tai Frasier Truth

"As if! I would never wear something like that."

"It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."

"You're a virgin who can't drive."

"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of cereal."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."