Quote by Bert

"Listen here - pigeons are a menace to society and I won't stand for it."

"A rubber duckie is not just a toy, it's a companion for life's journey."

"Ernie drives me absolutely bonkers, but that's what makes us family."

"Oatmeal is the breakfast of champions and the foundation of a good day."

"Money is important, but it's not everything"

"Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys things that make you forget you're unhappy."

"Money isn't everything."

"Money is meaningless without purpose."