Quote by Bert

"Listen here - pigeons are a menace to society and I won't stand for it."

"A rubber duckie is not just a toy, it's a companion for life's journey."

"Ernie drives me absolutely bonkers, but that's what makes us family."

"Oatmeal is the breakfast of champions and the foundation of a good day."

"Success comes to those who never give up."

"Success is measured by happiness, not money."

"You make your own luck in this world."

"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."