Quote by Oscar the Grouch

"I love trash. Why do you think I live in a can?"

"Scram! Can't you see I'm trying to be miserable here?"

"The more it stinks, the more I like it."

"Why is everyone always trying to make me happy? It's exhausting."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."