Quote by Oscar the Grouch

"I love trash. Why do you think I live in a can?"

"Scram! Can't you see I'm trying to be miserable here?"

"The more it stinks, the more I like it."

"Why is everyone always trying to make me happy? It's exhausting."

"Education opens doors."

"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."

"I ain't got the education you got, bub."

"You can't put a price on history."