The best day is one nobody expects anything from me. - Oscar the Grouch

"The best day is one nobody expects anything from me."

Oscar the Grouch Happiness

More from Oscar the Grouch

"I love trash. Why do you think I live in a can?"

"Scram! Can't you see I'm trying to be miserable here?"

"The more it stinks, the more I like it."

"Why is everyone always trying to make me happy? It's exhausting."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."