Quote by Bert

"Listen here - pigeons are a menace to society and I won't stand for it."

"A rubber duckie is not just a toy, it's a companion for life's journey."

"Ernie drives me absolutely bonkers, but that's what makes us family."

"Oatmeal is the breakfast of champions and the foundation of a good day."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."