Quote by Maxwell Klinger

"I'm not crazy, I'm just wearing a dress because it makes me feel closer to my mother."

"Life is too short to wear the same outfit twice."

"Love is the only thing that makes this war bearable."

"When life gives you lemons, make a fabulous cocktail."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."