Quote by Maxwell Klinger

"I'm not crazy, I'm just wearing a dress because it makes me feel closer to my mother."

"Life is too short to wear the same outfit twice."

"Love is the only thing that makes this war bearable."

"When life gives you lemons, make a fabulous cocktail."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."