I'm a woman trapped in a man's army, and let me tell you, th... - Maxwell Klinger

"I'm a woman trapped in a man's army, and let me tell you, the fashion opportunities are limited."

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"Love is the only thing that makes this war bearable."

"When life gives you lemons, make a fabulous cocktail."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

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"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."