Quote by Hawkeye Pierce

"All I know is what I read in the papers, and I don't read the papers."

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that very existence is an act of rebellion."

"War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse."

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in the O.R."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."