War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two... - M*A*S*H

"War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse."

M*A*S*H War

More from MAS*H

"The only thing worth anything is people. Everything else is just stuff."

"You can't be in the Army and be sane."

"I'm not a doctor, but I play one under fire."

"The greatest thing you can do is be kind to people."

"Some battles are worth fighting."

"Sometimes you have to become the monster to stop the monsters."

"Skynet sent me back through time to kill you."

"War teaches us the value of peace."