Quote by Ted Baxter

"I'm Ted Baxter, anchorman. That's not just a job, that's a calling."

"You know, success is like a fine suit - it looks good on everybody, especially me."

"I believe in living life with confidence, even when I have no idea what I'm talking about."

"The secret to happiness is simple: be handsome, be on television, and let others do the thinking."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."