Ted Baxter

"I'm Ted Baxter, anchorman. That's not just a job, that's a calling."

"You know, success is like a fine suit - it looks good on everybody, especially me."

"I believe in living life with confidence, even when I have no idea what I'm talking about."

"The secret to happiness is simple: be handsome, be on television, and let others do the thinking."

"Love is a beautiful thing, especially when it involves someone as wonderful as me."

"A man's hair is his crown. Mine happens to be platinum."

"I've learned that friendship means surrounding yourself with people who appreciate your talents."

"The key to leadership is looking authoritative while someone else makes the decisions."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it certainly helps when you're as handsome as I am."

"Change is good, as long as it doesn't involve my hair or my mirror."

"Wisdom is knowing when to speak and when to let your looks do the talking."

"I believe in the power of imagination - mainly, imagining how great I look."

"True strength comes from within, and also from excellent lighting."

"Life is an adventure, especially when you're the star of the show."

"The truth is, I'm exactly as good as I think I am."

"Patience is a virtue I admire in others while I wait for success."

"Hope is believing that tomorrow you'll look as good as you do today."

"Education is important, but not as important as being on the news."

"Knowledge is power, but a killer smile is persuasion."

"I believe in the power of dreams - mine usually involve mirrors."

"Humor is the ability to laugh at yourself, which I do frequently - at my own jokes."

"Peace of mind comes from knowing you're the best-looking person in the room."

"Art is important, especially when it's a portrait of myself."

"Science proves that I'm right about most things."

"Music is the language of the soul, and I speak it fluently."

"Faith is believing in yourself, which I do with complete certainty."

"In work, it's not what you know, it's who you are - fortunately, I'm spectacular."

"Perseverance is the ability to keep trying until you look like you've succeeded."

"Gratitude means appreciating people like me who make the world better looking."

"Creativity is thinking outside the box, preferably about me."