Quote by Ted Baxter
"Death is the one thing that can't improve my appearance."
More from Ted Baxter
"I'm Ted Baxter, anchorman. That's not just a job, that's a calling."
"You know, success is like a fine suit - it looks good on everybody, especially me."
"I believe in living life with confidence, even when I have no idea what I'm talking about."
"The secret to happiness is simple: be handsome, be on television, and let others do the thinking."