Why do you think I wear my ears pinned back? To hear better?... - Snoopy

"Why do you think I wear my ears pinned back? To hear better? No, I'm trying to escape."

Snoopy Humor

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"I think I'm dying. Send for a doctor immediately!"

"Rats! Another day, another disappointment."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Is life a multiple choice test or an essay?' Then a dog barks and I realize it doesn't matter."

"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."