Quote by Snoopy

"I think I'm dying. Send for a doctor immediately!"

"Rats! Another day, another disappointment."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Is life a multiple choice test or an essay?' Then a dog barks and I realize it doesn't matter."

"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."