I'm not running away; I'm strategically retreating. - Jack Sparrow

"I'm not running away; I'm strategically retreating."

Jack Sparrow Humor

More from Jack Sparrow

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem."

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

"Why is the rum always gone?"

"Savvy?"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."