"I got a rock."
"I think I'm dying. Send for a doctor immediately!"
"Rats! Another day, another disappointment."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Is life a multiple choice test or an essay?' Then a dog barks and I realize it doesn't matter."
"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand."
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"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
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