Quote by Snoopy

"I think I'm dying. Send for a doctor immediately!"

"Rats! Another day, another disappointment."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Is life a multiple choice test or an essay?' Then a dog barks and I realize it doesn't matter."

"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."