Quote by Snoopy

"I think I'm dying. Send for a doctor immediately!"

"Rats! Another day, another disappointment."

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, 'Is life a multiple choice test or an essay?' Then a dog barks and I realize it doesn't matter."

"I love mankind. It's people I can't stand."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still learning."

"I may be a redhead, but I'm not a hothead."

"Patience is a virtue."

"Patience is a virtue I never learned."