I'm like Pinocchio, except I'm not a real boy and my nose is... - Deadpool

"I'm like Pinocchio, except I'm not a real boy and my nose is wooden for a different reason."

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"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."