Quote by Gaston

"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking."

"I use antlers in all of my decorating."

"No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston, in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston."

"I'm especially good at expectorating."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"