Quote by Gaston

"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking."

"I use antlers in all of my decorating."

"No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston, in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston."

"I'm especially good at expectorating."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."