Quote by Gaston

"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking."

"I use antlers in all of my decorating."

"No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston, in a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston."

"I'm especially good at expectorating."

"Nature teaches us about beauty."

"Nature teaches us patience and wisdom"

"Sometimes it snows in April."

"Every town has a soul, and Twin Peaks has a troubled one."