People say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a jet s... - Frankie Boyle

"People say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?"

Frankie Boyle Money

Stand-up Comedian Scottish Born 1972 (age 54)

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