Quote by Peter Kay
"Justice delayed is justice denied, so someone needs to hurry up."
More from Peter Kay
"You know what really grinds my gears? People who say 'no offense' and then say something really offensive."
"I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are."
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, or so they say. Personally, I find going through the ribcage works just fine."
"I've got a bad back. It's not a bad back, it's just a back that's bad at being a back."