Quote by Peter Kay

"You know what really grinds my gears? People who say 'no offense' and then say something really offensive."

"I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are."

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, or so they say. Personally, I find going through the ribcage works just fine."

"I've got a bad back. It's not a bad back, it's just a back that's bad at being a back."

"Success comes to those who never give up."

"Success is measured by happiness, not money."

"You make your own luck in this world."

"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."