Quote by Peter Kay
"Peace is not the absence of conflict but the ability to handle it."
"Peace is not the absence of conflict but the ability to handle it."
"You know what really grinds my gears? People who say 'no offense' and then say something really offensive."
"I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are."
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, or so they say. Personally, I find going through the ribcage works just fine."
"I've got a bad back. It's not a bad back, it's just a back that's bad at being a back."