The only reason I'm nice to you is because you're standing b... - Ricky Gervais

This quote is attributed to Ricky Gervais.

"The only reason I'm nice to you is because you're standing between me and the exit."

Ricky Gervais Humor

Stand-up Comedian British Born 1965 (age 61)

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