Quote by John Oliver

"Now, I don't know what you're laughing at. You're all going to die someday."

"Care about something. It doesn't have to be politics."

"The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to stupid people."

"If you don't have drugs in your system, you're going to have a very boring life."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."