Quote by John Oliver

"Now, I don't know what you're laughing at. You're all going to die someday."

"Care about something. It doesn't have to be politics."

"The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to stupid people."

"If you don't have drugs in your system, you're going to have a very boring life."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."