Quote by John Oliver
"The problem with comparing yourself to others is that there will always be someone richer, thinner, prettier, and more successful."
More from John Oliver
"Now, I don't know what you're laughing at. You're all going to die someday."
"Care about something. It doesn't have to be politics."
"The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to stupid people."
"If you don't have drugs in your system, you're going to have a very boring life."