Quote by John Oliver
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now, probably while swearing."
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now, probably while swearing."
"Now, I don't know what you're laughing at. You're all going to die someday."
"Care about something. It doesn't have to be politics."
"The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to stupid people."
"If you don't have drugs in your system, you're going to have a very boring life."